The Meanest
He’s the meanest,
He sucks the horse’s penis.
He’s the meanest.
He’s the horse’s ass.
Ever since he found it
All he does is pound it.
He’s the meanest.
He’s the horse’s ass.
Drink it down down down down…
Publicly Shot
He ought to be publicly pissed on.
He ought to be publicly shot -
Bang! Bang!
He ought to be tied to a shithouse
And left there to fester and rot.
Bang! Bang!
Drink it down down down down…
His One Skin
His one skin hangs down to his two skin
His two skin hangs down to his three
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin
His foreskin hangs down to his knee
So roll back, roll back
Roll back my foreskin for me, for me
Roll back, roll back
Roll back my foreskin for me
Drink it down down down down…
True Blue
He’s true blue!
He’s a hasher thru and thru.
He’s a hasher so they say.
Tried to go to heaven but he went the other way.
Drink it down down down down…
Beautiful
Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born at all?
She’s no fuckin’ use to anyone,
She’s no fuckin’ use at all.
Drink it down down down down…
Your Song
This is your down down song
It won’t take very long.
Drink it down down down down…
Flat Chested
She’s alright, she’s alright,
She’s a little flat chested but she’s alright.
Drink it down down down down…
The Auto-Eroticist
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank wank wank!
Drink it down down down down…
The Gourmet
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, its her asshole not her clit,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over.
Drink it down down down down…
